(Enough said)
Adrianna has a fantastic memory, loves orange soda and cats, and hates long walks on the beach because it’s much more effort than regular walks.
Adrianna Grezak was born on March 21, 1989 in Warsaw, Poland (Solidarność!). She immigrated to New Jersey at age 7, but truly immigrated away from the Polish bubble at age 14 when she dragged her feet to the Poconos in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Adrianna’s first memory is the time she realized she can cheat while learning to ride a tricycle at age two, and she has the suspicion that her last memory will also be on a bike. At age three, she tripped down a concrete flight of stairs in her home in Poland and saw The White Light. Shortly after that, she maintained her belief that she was a cat at age four. Worried about her daughter, Adrianna’s mother sent her to preschool at age five, hoping she’ll finally use words to speak instead of meowing. Adrianna started cutting school at age 9 when she realized that she can get As on her tests after reading something once and simply remembering the pages. She learned how to cook at age 10 because she was hungry. The rest of her ages weren’t interesting enough to include in this biography. After her eighteenth birthday, Adrianna chose to attend New York City’s NYU, pursuing a Bachelor’s Degree in Life. Today Adrianna Grezak chronicles her exciting life and maddening tribulations as a socially lazy NYU student, Polish immigrant, and “student employee” of the NYU Bookstore.
